World Cup Fun
Last updated : 02 July 2002 By Stuart Gillespie
I'll put a disclaimer here. I didn't make this stuff, merely got sent it from other people. If you made one of the things here let me know and I'll give you a creditation. If you have a complaint, don't e-mail me as it isn't my stuff!
The world cup started with the Roy Keane affair, so we might as well start with that and get the Irish slagging out of the way, seeing as I supported them. Quite a funny pic this, possibly the best of the bunch.
Now we all had a good laugh at Italy's exit from the competition, and their various conspiracy theories. Panini even withdrew their sticker album! So here's a picture which will probably get the Italians started about them again.
Now we'll move on to David Seaman, and laugh at how the Saints reject Ronaldinhio scored against him for a ridculous distance. SKILL not FLUKE, English media, ok?
So here's what he probably did in the aftermath of the goal, away from the cameras
And here's a new advert for S1Jobs
I'll finish this article with two renditions of Barry Manilow's Copa Cabana. If you have any other funny World Cup stuff (the Saudi Arabian defence doesn't count) send it to
stu@stmirrenfc.netRendition 1:
His name was David,
He was a goalie,
With a pigtail in his hair, why was he standing way out there ?
He tried to run back, but couldn't make it,
The Brazilians watched it from a far, as it sneaked under the bar
You could hear the crowd roar, Rivaldo's lying on the floor
The lions whimpered out the door,
Oh baby, who could ask for more...
At the Copa, oh, Copa-ca-bann-ock-burn,
Its great to watch Rivaldo turn,
At the Copa, oh, Copa-ca-bann-ock-burn,
The man with the Moustache should stick to making the adverts,
At the Copa - They fell to bits.
His name was Rio, He was a diamond,
He was running round in rings, he saw Rivaldo level things,
And when he finished, He called him over
But Rio went to slow, Rivaldo slammed it in the goal,
And then Brooking had a spew, Motson bit his mike in two,
Then Ronaldino, he got a red card, but with Mills picked by Sven
It looked like ten versus ten....
At the Copa, oh, Copa-ca-bann-ock-burn,
Its great to watch Rivaldo turn,
At the Copa, oh, Copa-ca-bann-ock-burn,
With heskey near the ball, how did they score a goal at all ?,
At the Copa - We laughed and laughed.
His Name was Bobby, He was the captain,
But that was 30 years ago, thats when they used to have a show,
Now its a party, but not for Beckham,
Still in the dress he used to wear, faded feathers in his hair,
He slumps down on the pitch refined, and then cries himself half blind,
He lost his cup, and lost his glory,
But up in Scotland thats not the story....
At the Copa, oh, Copa-ca-bann-ock-burn,
Its great to watch Rivaldo turn,
At the Copa, oh, Copa-ca-bann-ock-burn,
Three little kittys on the chest, Now we all know whos the best,
At the Copa....we...said...good-byeeeeeeee!!.
Rendition 2:
His name was Ronaldhino, he was a showman
With a headband on his hair and curls down to there
He would shimmy and do the cha-cha
And while he tried to be a star, England fans cried in Trafalgar
Across a crowded square, they watched as their team did bore
They were young and they were old
And from their team they wanted more
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest team won in Shizuka (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Flair and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa....Brazil played the game the way it should be played.
(Copa Copacabana)
His name was Seamon, he wore a ponytail
He lined up his wall as he saw Ronaldhino standin' there
And when he finished, he came off his line
But Seamon went a bit too far, The ball sailed over him & under the
bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two There was
blood and a single gun shot >From the English fans back in Crewe!
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest team won in Shizuka (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Flair and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa....Brazil played the game the way it should be played.
(Copa. . Copacabana)
(Copa Copacabana) (Copacabana, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Copa Copacabana)
(Big Tel in the studio is going bananas)
(Flair and passion...always the fash--shun)
His name is Ronaldhino, he was a showman
Then in 57 minutes he had go, but for Brazil it was not a blow
Now it's a disco, but not in Trafalgar
Cause it's almost completely empty there,yes this defeat was very sare
They sit in pubs so refined, while the Scots drink ourselves
half-blind!!! Their team has lost now and they must come home Now that
Ronaldhino has kicked ther behind!
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest team won in Shizuka (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Flair and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa....Brazil played the game the way it should.
(Copa) This is what the Scots all love
Copacabana
Copacabana
