Many of these are stolen from Black & White Army's rumour mill, but who cares?
IN
Rab Douglas: Saints need a new goalkeeper with experience and Douglas seems to be the one we're being linked with - despite the fact he's not very good.
Robbie Fowler: Denied by the club last week, but might as well post it here for the sheer comedy value.
Stephen Glass: Rumours about Saints signing the midfielder from Hibs have been floating around for a while, and it did seem at one point he was close to signing. Still talk that the move could take place, with Dunfermline - who Glass was on loan with last season - also interested.
Don Hutchison: Almost as laughable as signing Fowler. No chance for financial reasons.
Andy Kirk: The former Hearts striker wants to leave Northampton and would be an excellent signing, but a transfer fee would be required and he might want more than we can offer in wages.
David Logue: A young midfielder from Kilmarnock, seems a bit of a strange rumour.
Steven Lennon: A talented Rangers youngster who could be coming on loan to Ibrox.
Paul Mathers: Saints were close to signing the East Fife player as a goalkeeping coach, but it fell through. May be resurrected if we can't get anyone else.
Allan Russell: Don't laugh! He's training with the squad, just as Alex Burke and Richard Brittain were doing last summer.
Jay Shields: Released by Hibs after loan spells last season, don't know much else about him.
Stewart Wohlgemuth: Some randome player someone's come u[ with - can't even find him on Google!
OUT
Alan Reid: An extremely pathetic rumour but there's nothing else to fill this space! There were suggestions Reido wasn't on the pre-season trip to Italy, but these are probably nonsense.
CONFIRMED
Craig Dargo: An excellent piece of business from Saints, the striker was one of four players signed the same day.
John Sutton: Unsurprisingly, Sutton left and ended up signing for the mighty Wycombe Wanderers.
NOT HAPPENING
Dyron Daal: In the end the former Aberdeen man didn't go to the States and signed for Saints instead. Sadly, it was St. Johnstone who took him.
David McCracken: Saints did have interested in the Dundee United defender, but he signed for Wycombe.
Michael Mols: The chances of getting the former Rangers man were slim and he signed for Feyenoord!
David Scullion: One of two Irish players we were linked with, he was signed by Glentoran.
That's all for this time, no doubt the next signing will be someone I missed!