It's a long time since we did one of these - January 2010 to be exact, back when Gus MacPherson was still in charge and we had yet to play our League Cup semi-final against Hearts.
It's a simple idea, basically a list of various rumours picked up from the internet, papers or gossip. Some may be true, most are probably nonsense. If between issues a rumour appears here that is proven to be true or false I'll say so, but as the last issue was two and a half years ago there's no point doing that this time around. Any rumours or signings that don't appear here first won't make it into future issues. Simple!
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Phil Airey: One of a number of Newcastle kids we've been linked with who has been let go by the Magpies.
Fouad Bachirou: French midfielder who has been playing for Morton for the past few years but apparently capable of doing a job at a higher level. Wanted by a number of clubs but would be a decent replacement for the departed Hugh Murray.
John Baird: Former Buddie has already signed a contract with Dundee but supposedly we're trying to get him to change his mind.
Tomas Cerny: We need a goalie, the former Hamilton keeper needs a club. May well be after too much money and is only just coming back from injury.
Ryan Donaldson: Young striker being let go by Newcastle. Supposedly wanted by St Johnstone at one point but other Saintees signings could mean he ends up coming to Paisley.
Kris Doolan: Decent striker at Partick Thistle (you'll notice them cropping up a few times) who could be ready for a shot at the SPL.
Brian Easton: Available on a free after being released by Burnley but will almost certainly find himself a club down south.
Farid El Alagui: This rumour keeps bouncing around even though Danny Lennon has denied it and he'll probably end up down south.
David Healy: Almost certain to leave the financially crippled Rangers but extremely unlikely we could afford to pay his wages.
Steven Kinniburgh: There were rumours in February we had the former Rangers youngster on trial. If there was interest then it's not beyond the realms of possibility it could be re-ignited.
Greg McDermott: Another former Newcastle man we're supposedly keen on having a look at.
Dylan McGeoch: Scored a wonder goal against us last season - partly because no one tackled him. May be joining us on loan for the coming season.
Simon Mensing: One of those rumours that seems to pop up every year and nearly always turns out to be nonsense.
Franco Miranda: We need a new leftback and the Argentinian has been linked with a return but I'd imagine the chances are fairly slim.
Patrick Nzuzi: Ex Newcastle youngster who is now a free agent, the defender has already had a spell on trial at the club.
Garry O'Connor: A ridiculous rumour for numerous reasons. Just not going to happen.
Sam Parkin: Not the most agile of strikers and probably not good enough for the SPL after leaving Queen of the South.
Aaron Sinclair: Big centre half at Partick Thistle who is attracting interest from some decent English clubs. Seems to be a good first division player and could be worth a shot but under contract for another year.
John Sutton: We tried - and failed - to bring him back in January. Not beyond the realms of possibility that we have another go at getting him.
Dan Taylor: Former Newcastle youngster was on trial at Saints at the end of last season and is welcome back if he doesn't get himself another club.
Jure Travner: Another former leftback linked with a move back to Paisley - but the man himself said on Facebook he knows nothing about it.
Tony Watt: Highly rated young striker who scored twice on his Celtic debut last season. Possibility he could come to us on loan to get some first team experience.
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Nigel Hasselbaink: Well, he has gone and it seems almost certain he'll sign for St Johnstone, although a few other clubs were sniffing about.
Paul McGowan: Always going to be linked with a move after last season's displays and Crystal Palace are still rumoured to be sniffing about, manager Dougie Freedman visiting the final game of last season.
Kenny McLean: Another attracting interest from down south with Burnley continuing to track his progress.
Gary Teale: Suggestion he may go to Partick Thistle, who he apparently supports, but he's on relatively high wages and it's unlikely the Jags would be able to afford him.
Jeroen Tesselaar: Another one that, like Hasselbaink, has already gone. Kilmarnock look his most likely destination although there was interest from Dundee United.
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